Understanding Men and Women

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he
wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2
item that she doesn’t want.

2. A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the future until he gets
a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find
such a man.

4. To be happy with a woman you must
love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single
men - but married men are a lot more
willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his
mistakes - there’s no use in two
people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they
went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate
during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he
will change, but he doesn’t. A man
marries a woman expecting that she
won’t change and she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any
argument. Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a new
argument.

10. There are two times when a man
doesn’t understand a woman - before
marriage and after marriage.