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Sunday, April 19, 2009

just for joke…lolz

10. God worried that Adam would
frequently become lost in the garden
because he would not ask for
directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day
require someone to locate and hand him
the TV remote.

8. God knew that Adam would never go
out and get himself a new fig leaf
when his seat wore out and would,
therefore, need Eve to go get one for
him.

7. God knew that Adam would never be
able to make a doctor’s, dentist, or
haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never be
able to remember which night to put
the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew that if the world was to
be populated, men would never be able
to handle the pain and discomfort of
childbearing.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam
would never remember where he left his
tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to
blame his troubles on when God caught
him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good
for man to be alone!"

And finally, the number ONE reason
that God created Eve…

1. When God finished the creation of
Adam, He stepped back, scratched His
head, and said, "I can do better than
THAT!"3915281740_1

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